"...Girls have feelings?"

FUNNY CONVERSATION. Not even five minutes ago, I swear.
Okay, so I was leaving plant ID, and Jason comes up behind me and kicks my bag. "Hah! There!" he exclaims.
"Heeey," I whined, "you meanie!" He laughs, and as we walk through the door and up the stairs Devon joins us. "I'm gonna go cry now," I said, in mock-sadness.
They both laughed. "Good, then go cry!" Jason said victoriously.
Then it was my turn to laugh, but I tried not to. "It's not funny, you hurt my feelings!"
As soon as we get out side, both of them stop. "...Girls have feelings?" Jason asks in surprise.
"No, they just like to pretend," I joke, "they're really good at pretending."
And finally Devon gets his say in; "Yeah, they're really good at pretending."
As I walk off toward the res building, I call back, "Girls actually really don't have feelings, just mood swings."
Much hilarity ensued. (Because everyone from our class was just about outside then, and they thought that line was funny.)

Yeah. I'mma go eat lunch now bahye.